língua ferina

Eu adoro a coluna do Jim Mullen, da revista Entertainment Weekly. A dessa semana está hilária:

Pet Tigers - They won't allow them in my building. So I bought a pet chain saw and a pet Taser to go with my pet Uzis and my pet pit bull.

L.A. Public Transit Worker Strike - It's terrible. Tens of people will be affected.

Healthy Fast Food - More and more chains are trying to offer alternatives to their high-fat, high-calorie burguer staples. It's called "cooking and eating at home".

AOL Time Warner - The media giant is dropping AOL from its name. From now on, it will be known as "Time - What Were We Smoking?"

Bob Dylan - They've remastered a bunch of his recordings so you can't understand what he is saying even better.

[hohoho!]