pra rir e pra chorar
—I like your hat!
—I bought it in France. It’s authentic..
—Ha Ha Ha! Authentic!
—Ha Ha Ha!
—My grandmother came from Portugal!
—Oh, really? So did you learn the language?
—No. I just know how to say “I love linguiça”.
—Did you enjoy your dentist appointment yesterday?
—She is famous. She has a blog. I don’t really know what a blog is, but I’m sure that having it must be the epitome of everything!